A few things have happened recently that have made me crack up laughing. I'm calling all of them Kidisms from now on (hoping I'll remember the title for future reference).
A few days ago we were Skyping with my parents & G & J were pushing against each other on the chair. J looked at G & said, "Gaby, don't piss me off". I couldn't believe he said it then I remembered that I do say that a bit. Such as, he's pissed off or don't piss him off. Guess I need to really watch what I say!
Today the boys came up and asked for snacks/candy. G asked for Reese's pieces. When he finished he started babbling about something broken (I guess there were a few broken pieces at the bottom). He said he wanted more, so I said, "More Reese's pieces?" to which he replied (with pointer finger in the air), "No mommy they have to be fixed!" I could barely explain the joke to Mike I was laughing so hard.